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[B_AND_T]

Isn't it so weird when you're thinking
about someone and then they
suddenly appear? Anyway, my dad just caught me
masturbating.

 

[bumhole]

I really don't even want to think about this.

Mods, we have lost another one.

 

[tuffy52]

Masturbating who???.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

this is a fib,



nobody knows who your father is.

 

[B_AND_T]

I have nominal roll and a vivid imagination.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

do you mean they all turned up?

 

[B_AND_T]

I'm actually a test tube baby. My father was an eye dropper.