Ooooh Richard!!!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by boney_m, Aug 27, 2004.

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  1. I'm sure the Mods will love this one...
  2. PMSL!

    Sad, but true. :D
  3. Probably, as they're all "chutney ferrets". Personally, from an "art" point of view, I thowt it were great!
  4. "chutney ferrets" he he he he
  5. My Ferret hates chutney , but he's partial to the odd kitten :twisted:
  6. lots about tracking, but no filching? :evil:
  7. Filching???? No straws involved there then......
  8. Surely Felching? involving a long handled spoon that was designed for enjoying those last drops of your Knicker bocker glory? although according to Monksy aka Monk velching a straw of the wide variety can be substituted for said spoon!
  9. Neo

    Neo Clanker

    More to the point, how the fcuck did the copier not smash due to the size of the fat fcuking arse on this geezer, oh and he told me it was a guinea pig not a ferret. No I didn't see it either Dale before you start you mad cow!!!!!Moo, gibber gibber my old man's a mushroom...
  10. He he he

    mad cow is a terminal disease. You dancer :wink:
  11. Neo

    Neo Clanker

    The Mad Cow is also a very popular boozer in a Queensland town in Australia!!!!!!!!!!!!No Snails around though although I did notice a few trails on the floor!!!

    Also for you Dale this may help your affliction..doesn't effect us chickens though does it?
  12. Just want to point out that I am not anyones' old man.