On another thread that robust and forthright ARRSEr Oooh_Matron mentioned that he harbours a desire to be a MOD. The COs could be assured that mong's, muppets, sock puppets, bellwiffs, never served civvies who post cringeworthy dullness and any others who irritate him even slightly would get RoPd faster than Mel Smith's Funeral Director will be reporting sick with a strained back. The downside is site traffic will drop dramatically after the 'Night of the sock puppet cull.' Would this be a good idea? Voice your opinions frankly, not caring that those against will obviously be noted for future attention from the man himself. In your own time, etc.