oooh bugger

Grumblegrunt

LE
Book Reviewer
No doubt the government will find a way of taxing us out of it.....
 

Themanwho

LE
Book Reviewer
Awesome! Anybody want to go halves on installing ski lifts on the Brecon Beacons?
 
Gordon 'The Failed Oaf' Brown said there was global warming and raised taxes to combat this - in view of 'Clown' Brown's stated opinion, I am utterly convinced that an Ice Age will arrive.
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
So global warming is akin to Iraq's WMD's! Who is going to "commit suicide" over this?
 
It makes me laugh that all these bloody solar physicists can trace records of global sunspots back to the 17th century, but the MOD records office can't trace some soldiers' service history as recently as 60 years ago.
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
The scientific community has nearly always been wrong in history anyway. In the Middle Ages, they were going to excommunicate Galileo because the entire scientific community said the Earth was flat... I mean, it is absolutely bizarre that the people who can't tell us what the ******* weather is next Tuesday can predict with absolute precision what the ******* global temperatures will be in 100 years' time. It's horseshit.

Michael O'Leary. Ryan Air Boss, talking to the Independent
 
That's good,I can get a bit more use out of the Snow Shovel I bought at B & Q. ;-)
 
So does this mean global warming is cancelled?? Do i need to wriggle out of the contract i signed for bikini's made from old tents?
 

HHH

GCM
So does this mean global warming is cancelled?? Do i need to wriggle out of the contract i signed for bikini's made from old tents?

You're just teasing us, with that thought!!:)
 

Zen

Old-Salt
Gas and electric companies must be leaping for joy at that little nugget of information.
 
Michael O'Leary. Ryan Air Boss, talking to the Independent
As per usual O'Leary talks shite. Firstly, Galileo wasn't put through the wringer by the 'scientific community', there wasn't one at the time for starters, he was done by the church. In modern times substitute politicians for the church and you have a similar comparison. Secondly it was nothing to do with Flat Earth, it was down to the primacy of the Earth's position in the universe. Thirdly, chaotic processes average out over time and become predictable, which is why climate scientists talk about temperature changes over time, not the absolute temperatures. You can't say that it will be at 31.5 C at 12:00 noon 18 Jun 2050 in Trafalger Square, but you could say that the average temperature in the UK might be 0.5 deg C higher than it was this year (both figures just pulled out of the air as part of a description, don't hold me to them).
 
You could also say "that the average temperature in the UK MIGHT be 0C or 125C". what the **** use would that be?
 
You could also say "that the average temperature in the UK MIGHT be 0C or 125C". what the **** use would that be?
Good for you, no one is saying either.
 
Only if you want to pay more into the pockets of corrupt Russian billionaires given that 50% (ish) of our electrical genertion is from gas! Great until they turn the valve as they did in the Ukraine and other states with knock on effects into Germany. The same country that has come up with the insane idea to ditch nukes when they don't have the capacity to replace it,. Great joined up thinking... oops not!
 

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