"Only in America". Again.

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Civvy_Shot, Jun 30, 2007.

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  1. Sorry if I'm stereotyping you fine folks in the US, but....


    I've been elbowed in a GBH manner for snoring like a drunken warthog or demanding rumpy at inappropriate moments, 'accidentally' groined once or twice but this has got to be a winner. How pished do you have to get not to wake up when the Doris puts one in your head from six inches away?

    Anyway I thought it was the wife's line to say "I've got a headache" :D
  2. been done elsewhere , can't find it offhand.
  3. A spokesman for the local sheriff told the BBC a decision had yet to be made on whether to charge Mr Moylan, who is also a convicted felon.

    FFS... what are they going to charge him with?? RECEIVING ??

  4. They are spams........God knows what they will end up charging him with :p

  5. SPAMS dont you just love them.............
  6. The BBC missed out the Sherrif's comedy name - Ken Mascara

    Reuters version
  7. well he was found with spent ammunition on his person :slow:
  8. To quote a very old one:

    "Being in possession of an offensive wife"