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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by TheLordFlasheart, Dec 15, 2004.

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  1. Just found this and it really did bring a smile to my face.

    Dunno if its been done before but I just don't care.

  2. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Didn't understand it.

    All before my time mate.
  3. Cutaway dribbled;
    Yes, quite and I'm the Arch Bishop of Canterbury's fluffer boy, Cuts. You sir are considerably older than I. :wink:
  4. aw feck all brought a tear to my eye and a smile to my face...I was always Murdock when we played A-Team :D

    Ah the A-Team when Mr. T didn't look a mong in a black gimp suit. :D
  5. he he remember well those days.
    we made our own entertainment
    there was a metal water flap for stand pipes outside our house we knew Ants lives down there and we would bang on it till the Ants come out swarming everywhere and we would stamp on them til there was none left moving, we also used to pick up worms and chase and frighten girls with it, we weren't worried about getting some strange animal infection
    It was always sunny , i remember the Heatwaves of the 70s riding Chopper bikes

    today i can remember most of the musics of those days. Bay city rollers, Slade, on becoming a teenager got into human league, Duran Duran, Toyah , Altered Image, and the fashion on Girls was colourful especially their shoes which seems to be making a comeback
    i loved Blondie , Atomic Kitten totally and utterly murdered her song "Tide is high" :evil:
  6. But hey Ctauch....Don't you just love it when a plan comes together?

  7. You are taking me back Semper.....I remember when I had a life too..... :lol:
  8. Ctauch, is that due to you being on bedroom luvin terms with your sister or because you were a 'crazy fool*'?

    * Crazy fool meaning having regualr bottom intercourse with a close male relative and the looks of an inbred Doberman having being slapped with a lock gate door from the Panama canal.
  9. Ah, yes....

    The good old days when behaving badly at school resulted in a thrashing, irrespective of guilt.
    There was only one fat boy in the class.
    There was no such thing as 'Attention Deficit Disorder'.
    Parents were almost as scared of the teachers as we were.
    We wore plimsolls for PE, and proper shoes the rest of the time.
    You woke up to frost on the inside of the bedroom window.
    Mars bars cost 7d, and fish and chips were 1/6.
    Men Only and Mayfair were popular 'entertainment'.
    My dad had a Cortina.
    I passed the 11-Plus exam.
    There was no mosque in my home town (there still isn't!).
    Policemen still walked in the town centre, and people trusted them.

    Aye, them were the days.....
  10. Viro, I think you used to live when all was black and white, people used to walk quickly and Max Wall was top of the bill at the 'Pally'. Old git!!
  11. Good times.
    Memories are depressing.
    Pass me the Prozac(that we didn't need then).
  12. Skateboard,
    Top of the hill,
    Fresh smooth tarmac,
    Screaming as you hurled down as break neck speeds,
    That turned out only to be break arm speeds!

    Playground at lunch time,
    Seeing who could get the fastest,
    Trying to concentrate on not breaking the rhythm,
    Actually breaking a finger!

    Leather satchels
    With adjustable straps,
    Walking to school with older brothers,
    Being a pest and undoing buckles,
    Running off out of arms length,
    Findings out leather satchels with undone adjustable straps are great lassoes!
    Front tooth chipped knees, arms and chin grazed!

    Scooters, three and two wheelers,
    Down hill races,
    For no prize but being the bestest.
    Being a smarty and cutting up on the curve,
    Flipping up arrse over elbow when the opposition put his foot on the front wheel,
    Concussion and two nights in the GRI!

    And that was only 1974, the year I turned eight!

    How did we survive? :lol:
  13. Them were the days, used to have hair growing over me ears, nowadays it grows out of them. :(
    Fcuk I'm gettin old, I remember when Coke was a drink. :lol:
  14. Including the minstrel show,Flashy. Thems were the days....