only connect

Discussion in 'Films, Music and All Things Artsy' started by Grumblegrunt, Jan 14, 2013.

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  1. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    I must say victoria is showing a decent bit of cleavage tonite.

    oh and there's a quiz attached apparently - fcuking hard too
     
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  2. No wonder she is a top Poker player, showing them puppies across the table would put anyone off their card game
     
  3. I'm too busy looking at Michaela Strachan's beaver.
     
  4. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Sadly she is now off the market having married David Mitchell last year.
     
  5. She'll be back.
     
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  6. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    apparently she was on the shelf for a while which was good as he waited years for her to accept him.
     
  7. Who is this buxom wench you speak of?

    Sent by carrier pigeon using Speckled Jim
     
  8. Putting Poker punters off their cards
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  9. Didn't she make a porno film? Seem to remember someone on this site saying so in a previous post.
     
  10. Well, if she didn't she bloody well should.
     
  11. Daughter of Alan Coren and sister of the irritating Giles Coren. Victoria is married to the irritating lefty David Mitchell. She has now started to speak like him. However, she has an engaging pair of top bollox and I do like Only Connect!