Only a chimp can love a frog

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  2. What were you searching for when you found that video? :D
  3. classic,
  4. I hope that was a lady Frog, I'd hate to think that was a posting of man love!
  5. I was waiting for it to turn into a handsome prince. :( It's a cane toad, isn't it?
  6. Chimps/Germans - same thing. They're both good at f*cking Frogs over ...
  7. actually, frogging is quite a pleasant alternative to normal sex. Take your bitch from behind doggy style and every five or so thrusts punch her right in the kidneys and watch her 'frog-leap".

    I'm single.
  8. Bovvy you are pure majic, only you would notice it was a Toad, I couldn't see it for the tears of laughter, still can't
  9. thats our bovvy....dead funny and edumacashunal too :D
  10. Everone in the pub thinks i'm having a heart attack

    And I can't show them because of the children
  11. MDN's love child?
  12. It's certainly been given a good caning *leaves the room*
  13. Not the George W Bush/Sarkozy video I was expecting.
  14. Pretty sure the frog liked it though. If you look really closely at one stage you can see it licking it's lips and pushing back !
  15. The first? time I went to Monkey World (13 years ago?) there was an adult female chimp there, who would turn her back to the onlookers, stick her bum out and piss all over her fingers.

    She would then turn to face the onlookers and, in a lingering, lascivious manner ......... proceed to slowly lick the piss off her fingers.

    Dunno who taught her? Possibly just watching the keepers. :roll: