Online Wanking Problems!!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Dunny69, Feb 7, 2012.

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  1. What a nightmare due to a housemove no broadband and for me no online wanking!!! My memory ain't as good as it used to be and it just isn't the same without my old friend Pornhub. This could last for some weeks and with the wife on nights I,m missing out on some prime time tissue action!!
    Things are getting desperate and it's looking like the wife may have to get some attention this weekend.
    :?
     
  2. Get your missus to embroider a pair of tits onto a towel and paste it "using whatever comes to hand" to your laptop. Job jobbed.
     
  3. Local internet cafe? + a lot of pubs and Mac D`ds have wifi , just cover yourself with your base ball cap .
     
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  4. bit of forethought needed you should have saved a few of your favorites to a disc .
    et voila never without your favourite wanking material .
     
  5. Screen print your favorite gash shots, if you fablon them before hand you can splurge over them to your hearts content.
     
  6. You do know you can still by Razzle and Fiesta don't you.
     
  7. Join your local Catholic Church and become an altar boy. Plenty of wanking action guaranteed.
     
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  8. Nowt wrong with Grattons.
     
  9. Use the internet on your mobile ?
     
  10. Dodgy. Could fall down the toilet.
     
  11. HHH

    HHH LE

    He better not make any sounds while wanking then, as noise in the library is frowned upon.
     
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  12. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    She already is on night shift!
     
  13. So... did the OP start this thread by letter?
     
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