Online Dating WH0RE!

#1
I wasn't sure whether to post this in the NAAFI on in here, but I recently sent a message to some slapper on the 'net. Here's the reply I got...

She said:
dont do army
I said:
You fucking what?
She said:
your choice of job ,, dont blame us ,, any people can get killed at work not just you lot,, you lot think we o you some thing but we dont ,, you get payed for what you do if you did it for nothing then yes but you dont
How can anyone refer to the people who are willing to, and far all too often do lay down their lives in service of this country. Does it enter their heads that without the Armed Forces, the country would simply not exist? People like this should be exported or killed.

What p.sses me off most is that the only reference to the Army in my profile is part of a link to www.thosewhofell.co.uk.
 
#4
RFUK- You are TA arent you?

Not TA slagging but why do you have to mention you have something to do with the forces?
 
#5
F@ck her.Hopefully,the next time some extremist decides he wants his virgins soon rather than latter,she will be trying to chat him up.
 
#6
Feckem, RFUK, lucky escape there mate. Any pics of her?, I would guess side pony tail, large hoop earrings, chewing cud with a B&H in one hand and a can of White Lightning in t'other.

Happy hunting.
 
#8
Ronnie8781 said:
RFUK- You are TA arent you?

Not TA slagging but why do you have to mention you have something to do with the forces?
Fair comment, but what difference does being a stab make to mentioning it? I've spent the last few years slogging around Iraq & Stan and you're suggesting that because I'm not a real soldier I should keep zip about it?

However, if you read the first post...

What p.sses me off most is that the only reference to the Army in my profile is part of a link to www.thosewhofell.co.uk.
:wink:

Edited for clarity.
 
#9
I didn't save her pictures but she didn't look like the stereotypical chav/hippy you'd expect to come out with such balls.

Then again, she looked at least semi-literate in her pictures also...
 
#10
RF, i know the group. It doesn't promote being a member of the forces in any way. She's just an over-opinionated, under-educated idiot.

:) Why are you using FB for dating and not R-L?*


*Real-Life
 
#12
SparkySteve said:
RF, i know the group. It doesn't promote being a member of the forces in any way. She's just an over-opinionated, under-educated idiot.

:) Why are you using FB for dating and not R-L?*


*Real-Life
Tell me more :D
 
#13
Why don't you feckers just get a grip.

A bird gives you a hard time using ammo you have obviously provided her with and bums you out

You then come bleating on here trying to get the gang behind you and sounding off all righteous

When I chased birds and they blew me out I realised they were obviously a lezzer and left it at that

There are no laws against not liking soldiers, in the same way that there is no legislation against descrimination against Toms in the sexual arena

Boring bandwagon outrage etc etc
 
#14
thegimp said:
Why don't you feckers just get a grip.

A bird gives you a hard time using ammo you have obviously provided her with and bums you out

You then come bleating on here trying to get the gang behind you and sounding off all righteous

When I chased birds and they blew me out I realised they were obviously a lezzer and left it at that

There are no laws against not liking soldiers, in the same way that there is no legislation against descrimination against Toms in the sexual arena

Boring bandwagon outrage etc etc
More boring than ranting about people ranting? :wink:
 
#15
Don't tell anyone you meet online that your serving.

Not until you have some idea what you're dealing with.

If a bunch of die for Allah Muslim nut nuts wanted to capture a squaddy and arrange an online decapitation it wouldn't be too hard to set up a honey trap....a few random digital photos of a pretty girl with her tits out...exchange a few filthy emails....they could even get some bitch to have a conversation and txt messages with you on an untraceable mobile and arrange a meeting.

The door opens and you get a faceful of pepper spray and a kick in the bollocks and wake up chained to a radiator facing a camera on a tripod.
 
#16
John_Charity_Spring said:
Don't tell anyone you meet online that your serving.

Not until you have some idea what you're dealing with.

If a bunch of die for Allah Muslim nut nuts wanted to capture a squaddy and arrange an online decapitation it wouldn't be too hard to set up a honey trap....a few random digital photos of a pretty girl with her tits out...exchange a few filthy emails....they could even get some bitch to have a conversation and txt messages with you on an untraceable mobile and arrange a meeting.

The door opens and you get a faceful of pepper spray and a kick in the balls and wake up chained to a radiator facing a camera on a tripod.
i take it has happend to you ha ha ha
 
#17
John_Charity_Spring said:
Don't tell anyone you meet online that your serving.

Not until you have some idea what you're dealing with.

If a bunch of die for Allah Muslim nut nuts wanted to capture a squaddy and arrange an online decapitation it wouldn't be too hard to set up a honey trap....a few random digital photos of a pretty girl with her tits out...exchange a few filthy emails....they could even get some bitch to have a conversation and txt messages with you on an untraceable mobile and arrange a meeting.
The door opens and you get a faceful of pepper spray and a kick in the balls and wake up chained to a radiator facing a camera on a tripod.
Fair point, in the pre-internet days PIRA tried it occasionally, even in acknowledged 'safe' areas of Belfast.
 
#18
_Artemis_ said:
Stupid bitch - hate fuck her, then shit in her kettle.
Agreed.

Any Arrse cads fancy taking this one on?

Butter her up online, get a date, fcuk her and then whip out the MOD 90 as you j*zz over her face.

Priceless.
 
#19
_Artemis_ said:
Stupid bitch - hate fuck her, then shit in her kettle.
Darling you're not quite getting the hang of this...

He wants to get some revenge not tips on how to woo the lady and turn her on.

:-D
 
#20
WRAPJOBAGAIN said:
John_Charity_Spring said:
Don't tell anyone you meet online that your serving.

Not until you have some idea what you're dealing with.

If a bunch of die for Allah Muslim nut nuts wanted to capture a squaddy and arrange an online decapitation it wouldn't be too hard to set up a honey trap....a few random digital photos of a pretty girl with her tits out...exchange a few filthy emails....they could even get some bitch to have a conversation and txt messages with you on an untraceable mobile and arrange a meeting.

The door opens and you get a faceful of pepper spray and a kick in the balls and wake up chained to a radiator facing a camera on a tripod.
i take it has happend to you ha ha ha
No - I perfected the technique...last years hobby though. I gave it up after I moved to Portugal.
 
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