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Ones own piss

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by ITjobless, Feb 20, 2007.

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  1. ITjobless

    ITjobless

    I like to smell my own piss running down my legs ...
    sometimes it smells like bread
    sometimes it smells like an animal dead
    I like to smell my own piss...

    :boogie:
    can anyone help with further verses for my poem ?

    :flower:
     
    ITjobless, Feb 20, 2007
    #1
  2. TheLordFlasheart

    TheLordFlasheart

    Please take your own life?


    Its a request, not an addition to your poem.
     
    TheLordFlasheart, Feb 20, 2007
    #2
  3. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    I'd like to feel my own piss as it splashes back onto my legs as I slash all over your freshly garrotted corpse.

    Cunt.
     
    Fugly, Feb 20, 2007
    #3
  4. Chalky

    Chalky LE

    No, but I'm sure something will come to mind when I'm writing my confession about how I skull-f*cked you to death, you seeping pustule on the ass of humanity.
     
    Chalky, Feb 20, 2007
    #4
  5. ITjobless

    ITjobless

    ok well thats a start chaps!

    merci buckets of piss!
     
    ITjobless, Feb 20, 2007
    #5
  6. dingerr

    dingerr LE

    I was just wondering how IT got an O2 Thief Tag after just 27 posts and now i know why
     
    dingerr, Feb 20, 2007
    #6
  7. PandaLOVE

    PandaLOVE LE

    I don't think it's possible to get a double O2 thief tag, but if it is, you'll get it.
     
    PandaLOVE, Feb 20, 2007
    #7
  8. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    Well, at least its another thread to gob off randomly in before it gets deleted / goes to the hole.

    FUCKSHITWANKTITSARSECUNTYBOLLOCKS!
     
    Fugly, Feb 20, 2007
    #8
  9. ITjobless

    ITjobless

    :farao:

    :jocolor: :lick: :tp: :tp: :tp:
     
    ITjobless, Feb 20, 2007
    #9
  10. PandaLOVE

    PandaLOVE LE

    How old are you mate?
     
    PandaLOVE, Feb 20, 2007
    #10
  11. ITjobless

    ITjobless

    too young to understand half the comments on here!
     
    ITjobless, Feb 20, 2007
    #11
  12. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    Then go and post on the CBeebies forum then.

    Tosser.
     
    Fugly, Feb 20, 2007
    #12
  13. dingerr

    dingerr LE

    Thank you i was wondering how to spell that, it does not appear to be in the dictionary!
     
    dingerr, Feb 20, 2007
    #13
  14. frenchie

    frenchie LE

    Thats pretty impressive going.......
     
    frenchie, Feb 20, 2007
    #14
  16. PotYos

    PotYos Old-Salt

    I can't beleive for a second he's jobless?
     
    PotYos, Feb 20, 2007
    #15
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