Ones own piss

[ITjobless]

I like to smell my own piss running down my legs ...
sometimes it smells like bread
sometimes it smells like an animal dead
I like to smell my own piss...


can anyone help with further verses for my poem ?

 

[TheLordFlasheart]

Please take your own life?


Its a request, not an addition to your poem.

 

[Fugly]

I like to smell my own urine running down my legs ...
sometimes it smells like bread
sometimes it smells like an animal dead
I like to smell my own urine...


can anyone help with further verses for my poem ?

I'd like to feel my own piss as it splashes back onto my legs as I slash all over your freshly garrotted corpse.

Cunt.

 

[Chalky]

No, but I'm sure something will come to mind when I'm writing my confession about how I skull-f*cked you to death, you seeping pustule on the ass of humanity.

 

[ITjobless]

ok well thats a start chaps!

merci buckets of piss!

 

[dingerr]

I was just wondering how IT got an O2 Thief Tag after just 27 posts and now i know why

 

[PandaLOVE]

I like to smell my own urine running down my legs ...
sometimes it smells like bread
sometimes it smells like an animal dead
I like to smell my own urine...


can anyone help with further verses for my poem ?

I don't think it's possible to get a double O2 thief tag, but if it is, you'll get it.

 

[Fugly]

Well, at least its another thread to gob off randomly in before it gets deleted / goes to the hole.

FUCKSHITWANKTITSARSECUNTYBOLLOCKS!

 

[ITjobless]

 

[PandaLOVE]

How old are you mate?

 

[ITjobless]

too young to understand half the comments on here!

 

[Fugly]

Then go and post on the CBeebies forum then.

Tosser.

 

[dingerr]

Well, at least its another thread to gob off randomly in before it gets deleted / goes to the hole.

FUCKSHITWANKTITSARSECUNTYBOLLOCKS!

Thank you i was wondering how to spell that, it does not appear to be in the dictionary!

 

[frenchie]

I was just wondering how IT got an O2 Thief Tag after just 27 posts and now i know why

Thats pretty impressive going.......

 

[PotYos]

I can't beleive for a second he's jobless?

 

[Fugly]

It's in mine, but so are words like "fucktard", "cuntwit" and - the least known word in the English language - "Day off"

 

[PandaLOVE]

IT, you have any mates where you are?

 

[ITjobless]

ARE YOU TELLING ME that no-one likes the smell of their piss ?
doesn't it make you feel satisfied having a long wissy...i feel as though I've achieved something feeling it flowing warm down my leg...like having a big, long comfortable crap ...

 

[ITjobless]

sometimes i want to just let it flow wherever I am ...on the tube, in a plane wherever...

 

[Fugly]

ARE YOU TELLING ME that no-one likes the smell of their urine ?
doesn't it make you feel satisfied having a long wissy...i feel as though I've achieved something feeling it flowing warm down my leg...like having a big, long comfortable crap ...

Then do it in a bucket, submerge your face, and breathe deeply.

The sooner you stop spending my taxes (your fcuking dole money) on smack because you are now a 3-line mention on page 23 of the Daily Star ("Smackhead found drowned in own piss") the better.