one year on

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by fairy_nuff, Sep 25, 2009.

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  1. Well not sure where to put this......

    Been on arrse one year now, what have I learned? Well you're daft buggers, learned a lot about sheds, cooking, dogs and ptsd. Sadly there have been alot of RIP messages. On the bright side I got my arrse challenge coin, met an arrser, had alot of laughs, played Mornington Crescent. So looking forward to the next year. KBO
     
  2. Soon be time for your initiation ceremony.Have you bought the lube yet?
     
  3. You get lube now?
     
  4. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Mornington Crescent.

    That reminds me..........
     
  5. The youth of today.

    In my day it was dry and seconds if you blubbed...
     
  6. Lube or lard.Both will work.
     
  7. Ooh err as I said I've already met an arrser 8O
     
  8. Was it 'Country Girl' ? And if so can you verify if her clit looks like a pigs knee ?
     
  9. No it was definately a bloke :D
     
  10. Her clit looked like a bloke?
     
  11. Kids these days. Don't know they're born. When did we stop using a leather pad between the teeth?
     
  12. Ill give you a wooly pully and a 58 dossbag if you'll let me pound your hot vag x
     
  13. thanks but no thanks you would have too much to live up to :twisted:
     
  14. Who's interested in your score chart ? As long as the last memory I have of you is of the 'put put' sound of your car leaving my drive at 05:00 and a few of your wispy brittle hairs on the adjoining pillow I couldnt give a rats ass.
     
  15. Who was the sad cunt? Did he nail you?