One way to use up your monthly credit

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Joshing-lens, Dec 31, 2011.

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  1. I would.....
     
  2. She dialed the 999 emergency number 756 times over two days. Happy new year in jail, stupid twat.
     
  3. Done already
     
  4. WOuld suggest more psycologlical problems than stupidity, as I said befor I would, you ever boned a girl whose mental? It's scary but fucking awesome!
     
  5. 999 doesn't cost you any of your credit either
     
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  6. In my younger days, yes. Birds like that always seem more grateful and thus, very keen.
     
  7. Plus, you're not going to get into trouble when her witness statement reads:

    "He punched me in the head, forced me to strip and dry-bummed me in a flying glass elevator, then bob the builder picked me up on his space horse and took me to never never land where zippy and bungle and mr tumnus had sloppy seconds and dropped me off in some alleyway."
     
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  8. You've thought about this quite a lot, haven't you?
     
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