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  1. It was obvious that he had taken
    quite some time to lovingly arrange them

    and she was immediately touched

    by the amount of thought he had
    put into organizing the display.

    There were small bears all along
    the bottom shelf,

    medium-sized bears covering the
    length of the middle shelf,

    and huge, enormous bears running
    all the way along the top shelf.

    She found it strange for an
    obviously masculine guy

    to have such a large collection of
    Teddy Bears,

    She is quite impressed by his
    sensitive side.

    but doesn't mention this to him.

    They share a bottle of wine and
    continue talking and,

    after awhile, she finds herself

    'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy
    could be the one!

    Maybe he could be the future
    father of my children?'

    She turns to him and kisses him
    lightly on the lips

    He responds warmly.

    They continue to kiss, the passion

    and he romantically lifts her in
    his arms and carries her into his bedroom

    where they rip off each other's
    clothes and make hot, steamy love.

    She is so overwhelmed that she
    responds with more passion,

    more creativity, more heat than she
    has ever known.

    After an intense, explosive night
    of raw passion with this sensitive guy,

    they are lying there together in
    the afterglow.

    The woman rolls over, gently
    strokes his chest and asks coyly,

    'Well,how was it?'

    The guy gently smiles at her,

    strokes her cheek,

    looks deeply into her eyes,

    and says:

    'Help yourself to any prize

    from the middle shelf'
  2. hahahaha how did you know me so well