One that made me gag

Discussion in 'Now That's What I Call NAAFI Bar' started by Snips, Sep 13, 2002.

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  1. Coming back from Inverness on camp last year, we endured an 18hour journey in convoy.
    After a few hours, we pulled into a sort of picnic area that had a little shop. However, everything was closed and some of us were in desperate need of the toilet. Now it's ok for men just wanting a piss, because they just choose the nearest tree, but for those men wanting a sh1t, it was more difficult.
    So, there we were, all standing around the trailer chatting and one of the blokes is crouched down among us, with a rather strained look on his face. Several seconds and tissue paper later - he stands up holding a dustbin lid aloft, with a big steaming turd on it! He had had a sh1t while we were all talking around him, then proceeded to share his creation with us all.
    I was physically sick at this point.

    The same man, in the bar one night, got another lad to barf in a glass, which he then drank! This caused not only me to be sick, but two other GROWN men!  ;D  
     
  2. Flyingrockdj

    Flyingrockdj War Hero Moderator

    Survive anywhere that bloke with the puke
     
  3. I'd rather chew on tree bark then drink the contents of someone's stomach    GROSS
     
  4. Flyingrockdj

    Flyingrockdj War Hero Moderator

    And you lot put blokey todgers in your mouths, thats very rich!
     
  5. 8)
    But you lot go down on a woman, and we women know what goes on down there - particularly at certain times of the month, I wouldn't do it! I could never be a rug muncher!
     
  6. Flyingrockdj

    Flyingrockdj War Hero Moderator

    A lady I used to work with used to say never trust anyone who bleeds for a week and don't die!
     
  7. of course you could always go out with a woman on the injection pill. Kill two birds with one stone - you're protected from having sprogs and over time, the woman's periods stop!!  How cool is that? Best invention ever!!
     
  8. Flyingrockdj

    Flyingrockdj War Hero Moderator

    Espeshly when used in a timely for weekends leave and that, always been impressed with that, mind you we have "lager" getting ugly wimmin laid since 1840! which ensures the gentleman is able to perform, not forgetting the beer goggles!
     
  9. woopert

    woopert LE Moderator

    Worst thing I endured was a pte who asked me for permission to speak to the MO. When I asked him why he said:

    "well I pulled some minger last night, and I went back to her place and she asked me to shag her up the arrse, anyway when I finfinshed giving her one, I pulled me knob out and there was a bit of corn stuck in me Jap's eye, and it hurts when I pi55".

    "Hmmmmmmmm" said I feeling rather queasy and watery of the eyes, take yourself off to the MO!
     
  10. Flyingrockdj

    Flyingrockdj War Hero Moderator

    Bl***y sweetcorn, urgh!
     
  11. woopert

    woopert LE Moderator

    The other thing to make me go "UUUUURGH!" is that she-male thing with it's dick chopped off flying round in the Merlin fleet at BZN
     
  12. What, no joy-stick!?
     
  13. Anyone ever played freckle?
     
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  14. we were all up the bar one night for one of the lads leaving drinks, well the yard of ale came out so he had to stand on a table, all the cheering started and people placing bets on how long it would take for him to drink it. anyways it starts drinking it quite fast until he gets to the bubble bit of the yard glass where upon he vomited gyros chunks up the glass straight into the bubble which made half the bar gag, then to finish it off he carried on drinking and swallowing the chunks at the same time until he had finished. which made the rest of the bar gag but he recieved the good old saying `well in there what a good lad´ 8) 8) 8) 8)
     
  15. If you're thinking of the same freckle that im thinking of then its a real "shit"game.  ;D