One Slovakian Wife For Sale...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Chalky, Nov 9, 2005.

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  1. Rod924

    Rod924 LE Reviewer

    "come complete with own dory"?

    Is Irish for Diary?
     
  2. you would have thought she would have done her pouch up.
     
  3. does she have any easy wind up mechanism?
     
  4. Just asked the seller a question...heh heh... :lol:
     
  5. we could get two, bit of OMD80 and a paddling pool..............................................................
     
  6. I wonder if she is any good at digging fire trenches....hmmm....
     
  7. Well call me old fashioned, but........ I could think of several different things to do with her. And they don't involve a trench. :wink:
     
  8. it would definately involve a large tool though!
     
  9. Why? Who are you going to get to help you? :D
     
  10. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    RGJ
     
  11. It says Slovakian...... not Danish. :?
     
  12. Me too. I'm down Colly way at the weekend, if anyone wins her i can collect her for you and i promis not to damage her.

    Boney
     
  13. Damage or not, wouldn't that count as 'soiled' goods, not 'slightly used'? :?
     
  14. Probably, but my intention was never to soil on her. Meerly a little road test to prove the quality of the product.

    Boney