one shoulder bigger than the other = deferred

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  1. just been to the ADSC today and got deferred because my muscles on one shoulder is bigger than the other side.Extremely gutted is not the word to describe me at the moment. I hope i see a specialist and then i am back there as soon as possible.

    Anyone else had a problem like this??
  2. My Aunt Elsie did, one tit bigger than other!
  3. Yep, Quasimodo, ended up working in France, gutted.
  4. Most of the Archers at Agincourt had the same problem
  5. Aye, I had that for a time too. Then I learned how to wank just by flicking me wrist and it all evened out. See? Ezzeez, innit? :lol:

  6. Try the FFL
  7. Don't know him personally, but that Spartan reject in 300 had the same problem. Do you have a hump aswell?


    Maybe you look more like this?

  8. Ha, check-out the John Cleese AIPT with the medieval stop watch in the background. "Standby.......Gooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
  9. What's that squaddie :? doing with the egg timer?
  10. If you are having trouble getting your leg over, just tell 'em your hump is a cancerous tumour, should get a pity fcuk.

    Edited to add; Serious question to total piss take in less than 2 minutes!This is why I loved my time in!