One piece of advice...

I totally disagree with you, voicing your opinion and showing your Boss up is a great way of getting ahead I don't think. They don't like people who have an opinion, Oh and not everyone in the R Sigs wanted to be a YofS or FofS, some of us actually believed the shite they spouted at the careers office back in the 70's. They were just filling slots back then and bluffing 16 year old kids who knew no better
Voicing your opinion, as you put it, is exactly why they spend so much money on specialised training. Showing up your boss is a game for fools and should never be the intent. Most of the time the boss wouldn't even be there, but when discussions were being held any sensible commander would listen to the opinions of all the SMEs then decide for themselves.
 

DarkBrig

Old-Salt
Simply join Arrse and you'll instantly become an expert on all things military
 

shiny

Old-Salt
Never stand up when you can sit down.
Never sit down when can lay down.
And always carry a spoon.
 
I used to know a lass who did that.

She also liked to be whipped across the arse with stinging nettles too.

Fun times.
I could see that working in a sado-masochist way. Everybody gets something beneficial out of the relationship. :? :drool: :omfg::cuddle:
 

mrboo

War Hero
Never touch the underside of a table in Weatherspoons. Actually is probably best not to touch anything in there. But at under £2 a pint i will take my chances.
 

Yokel

LE
Never wear a pink towel over your shoulder on the way to the shower.

Never bend over to pick the soap up.

Never say you know about gardening.

Never have argument with a chef, and then eat what he/she produces.

Never play games involving words like 'soggy' or 'splatters'.

Never get a tattoo without checking the tattooist's spelling.
 
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anglo

LE
Never wear a pink towel over your shoulder on the way to the shower.

Never bend over to pick the soap up.

Never say you know about gardener.

Never have argument with a chef, and then eat what he/she produces.

Never play games involving words like 'soggy' or 'splatters'.

Never get a tattoo without checking the tattooist's spelling.
Speaks a man of experience:rolleyes:
 

GreyArea

War Hero
Never wear a pink towel over your shoulder on the way to the shower.

Never bend over to pick the soap up.

Never say you know about gardening.

Never have argument with a chef, and then eat what he/she produces.

Never play games involving words like 'soggy' or 'splatters'.

Never get a tattoo without checking the tattooist's spelling.

Sounds like a decent run ashore to be honest...
 

NSP

LE
As of this morning I have to add: never rub copious quantities of Deep Heat into your lower back after sleeping in a poor position and then fart as you walk over to the toilet for your morning drain.

Unless you stop and think it through straight after the fart...
 

Yokel

LE
Speaks a man of experience:rolleyes:
Only with a few of them!

Never slag someone off without checking if they are standing behind you. Clear Stern Arcs.

Never pick a high number if asked to pick a number between one and ten (or twenty).

Never laugh at someone getting a bollocking.

Never follow an instruction you do not understand.

Never correct the spelling and grammar of a self important superior who has a degree in Outdoor Recreation.

Never lose anything important.

Never put anything back together with a different number of parts compared to what it started with.
 
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