One night stand carves her name in your arm?

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  1. I still would!!
  2. I'd chance my arm!
  3. Had a few instances like that myself, had to knaw my own arm off to escape 8) ................before she woke up.
  4. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    He seems cut up about it!
  5. Few more piccies, looks quite fun. Wonder if she'd let me strangle her while she did it
  6. If he'd gone for a slash in the night he would have caught her
  7. i think that is quite funny to be honest. she is clearly a classy bird and i would give her a go. at least you would know if she has cheated on you. there would be blood everywhere!
  8. And that, children, is why you should always wear protection. In this case, a suit of armour.
  9. Could have been worse ! She cud have sliced up his c0ck and cooked it for breakie 8O
  10. I reckon he fell asleep on the job :twisted:
  11. Just reread the initial article, so he woke up and she was snoring then decided to bug out? He didn't even try and stick it in her mouth??!!
  12. Could have been worse, she could have swamped him! x
  13. Why?
    When he came round covered in blood and cuts, didn't he kick her head in?
    She is obviously handy with blade but he could have tied her up and had some quality revenge time!
  14. The slashes on his upper arms are really quite artistic - did she charge him ?