One night in Newcastle for an 18/19 year old lad

Alsacien

MIA
Moderator
#1
Need a recommendation for a B&B for a night for my lad in October, to meet me coming off the overnight ferry in the morning at 0900 before heading off to Jockland stalking.
I will have several shotguns and rifles with, plus ammo - he will be a defenseless Southerner at the mercy of 32/16 year old mother/daughter combos......any tips?

I suggested he walk into a bar in the docks and ask why they are called "monkey hangers" loudly, it'll make a man of him.... (if they find the body)
 

Mr_Fingerz

LE
Book Reviewer
#2
Given that "Monkey Hangers" come from Hartlepool, they'll probably just ignore him.

Ensure that he's stripped to the waist, especially if temperatures are due to dip to sub-zero. You don't want him to be thought of as a Southern Poof do you?
 
#3
Find your way to the Bigg Market, go in any bar, drink a pint then put the glass on the bar upside down.

The rest of the night would be interesting, whatever you can remember of it!
 
#4
Need a recommendation for a B&B for a night for my lad in October, to meet me coming off the overnight ferry in the morning at 0900 before heading off to Jockland stalking.
I will have several shotguns and rifles with, plus ammo - he will be a defenseless Southerner at the mercy of 32/16 year old mother/daughter combos......any tips?

I suggested he walk into a bar in the docks and ask why they are called "monkey hangers" loudly, it'll make a man of him.... (if they find the body)
re monkey hangers.i wouldn't like to walk from hartlepool to the toon.
 
#5
try and make it on a toon match day.if you're lucky and the cnuts get beat,you may witness the demolition of the bigg market.
 
#7
the strawberry is a decent pub,situated ootside sid james park.apparently mike ashley himself will settle you're tab,provided that you tip up in dunlop attire.
 

AlienFTM

MIA
Book Reviewer
#8
the strawberry is a decent pub,situated ootside sid james park.apparently mike ashley himself will settle you're tab,provided that you tip up in dunlop attire.
Nah he just needs to spend £50 on a local football shirt in Sid James's next door, then when it comes to settling up, stand close enough to the barcode reader and it'll ring up £5.
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#9
The Raby on Shields Road has an excellent reputation among tourists.
 
#10
Nah he just needs to spend £50 on a local football shirt in Sid James's next door, then when it comes to settling up, stand close enough to the barcode reader and it'll ring up £5.
Newcastles football shirt always reminds me of a Matalan teenage boys quilt from the 80's
 

Alsacien

MIA
Moderator
#11
The whole of the NE is the same place to me - one that should be transited through quickly.

Thanks for all the advice, he just needs to get a phrase book now and he'll be fine......
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#13
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