An Indian chappie went to put his wifes death in the local paper. The paper tells him that it costs £1 a word. He only has £4 so he thinks what to put. Simpley putting "Sanjit Patel is dead", they take pity on him and tell him he can have another 4 words for free. 'Thanks' he says, 'can you put in then "Sanjit Patel is dead, Nissan Micra for sale" '.