One man's loss.

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An Indian chappie went to put his wifes death in the local paper.
The paper tells him that it costs £1 a word. He only has £4 so he thinks what to put.
Simpley putting "Sanjit Patel is dead", they take pity on him and tell him he can have another 4 words for free.
'Thanks' he says, 'can you put in then "Sanjit Patel is dead, Nissan Micra for sale" '.
 

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