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One man’s meat is another man’s poison......

Queensman

Queensman

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A rather extraordinary tale is doing the rounds in the sleepy backwaters to the west of the Plain.
Mr Gent Jakubi, part-time Rifleman, part-time car washer, part-time meat supplier.... has been caught at it again.
As I understand it, turning up for a court hearing, other than at a Court Martial of course, in uniform is highly irregular - one wonders if this chap’s CO had/has the bollox to address the matter?

www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk

Soldier who was 'cutting up meat on garage floor' is given emergency prohibition order

Meat was cut up in a “filthy” garage littered with oil and dog waste, a court heard.
www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk

www.andoveradvertiser.co.uk

2.4 tonnes of meat removed from car wash in Ludgershall

AN ILLEGAL meat processing plant has been raided and shut down by the council, the Advertiser can reveal.
www.andoveradvertiser.co.uk www.andoveradvertiser.co.uk
 
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medwaymud

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Queensman said:
A rather extraordinary tale is doing the rounds in the sleepy backwaters to the west of the Plain.
Mr Gent Jakubi, part-time Rifleman, part-time car washer, part-time meat supplier.... has been caught at it again.
As I understand it, turning up for a court hearing, other than at a Court Martial of course, in uniform is highly irregular - one wonders if this chap’s CO had/has the bollox to address the matter?

www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk

Soldier who was 'cutting up meat on garage floor' is given emergency prohibition order

Meat was cut up in a “filthy” garage littered with oil and dog waste, a court heard.
www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk

www.andoveradvertiser.co.uk

2.4 tonnes of meat removed from car wash in Ludgershall

AN ILLEGAL meat processing plant has been raided and shut down by the council, the Advertiser can reveal.
www.andoveradvertiser.co.uk www.andoveradvertiser.co.uk
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The Long March through the Establishment enables this.

And fat police who cannot chase scrotes because they are unfit and Chief Constables who take a knee and BBC who take the piss ( you servile, Fee-paying Mongs ) and Generals who hug VC winners, and Police who stand by and watch our History being defaced and Police who run away because no bosses would back them up even if they stood and fought .......

Bedtime ...- before I lose my sense of humour.
 
Taffwob

Taffwob

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Not as toe curling as the septic who turned up for jury duty in a Star Trek uniform. . . . . . . but it's close.
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They could both be classed as costumes rather than uniforms.
 
Effendi

Effendi

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medwaymud said:
Bedtime ...- before I lose my sense of humour.
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I keep mine in a tin, safely in a drawer so that I know where it is at all times, otherwise I would have lost it years ago.


Back to the scrote in question: Is he trying to give the authentic, third world shithole, meat buying experience to his customers?
 
Bacongrills

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Big ethnic meat butchers round my way, everything is sold in heaps, there is no info on it where it came from or anything else, you can buy a steak the size of a dustbin lid but no one knows what it is ,the people buying it don't care. Rancid is the word.
 
putteesinmyhands

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shiny_arrse

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putteesinmyhands said:
That was a good guess.

And there's more...

www.gazetteandherald.co.uk

Car wash owner fined for having cannabis 'hates drugs'

CAR wash owner Gent Jakupi this week said he only pleaded guilty to possessing cannabis after taking legal advice and he was totally anti drugs.
www.gazetteandherald.co.uk www.gazetteandherald.co.uk
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What's the betting there will be another court case for Mr Jakupi?

Another little snippet from that article.

Jakupi also confirmed that he was still the co-owner of Devizes Car Centre in New Park Street despite his defence solicitor Daniel Moses telling the court his business had ceased and was claiming benefits.
 
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Filthy_contract

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shiny_arrse said:
What's the betting there will be another court case for Mr Jakupi?

Another little snippet from that article.

Jakupi also confirmed that he was still the co-owner of Devizes Car Centre in New Park Street despite his defence solicitor Daniel Moses telling the court his business had ceased and was claiming benefits.
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Albanians and crime, you say? Never!
 
Queensman

Queensman

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Filthy_contract said:
And I bet it's not only cars that got laundered at his establishment. Presumably a conviction for possessing cannabis is sufficient to hoof him out of the AR?
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The cannabis episode was in 2017, so I’m guessing not. Anyone here from 7 Trifles that could shine a bit more light in to the murky corner that this scrote occupies?
 
06FA56Paderborn

06FA56Paderborn

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shiny_arrse said:
What's the betting there will be another court case for Mr Jakupi?

Another little snippet from that article.

Jakupi also confirmed that he was still the co-owner of Devizes Car Centre in New Park Street despite his defence solicitor Daniel Moses telling the court his business had ceased and was claiming benefits.
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The Devizes Car Centre that was the scene of a shooting incident a few years back. A man was shot in the leg with an air rifle by someone from the flats opposite, the victim was a Romanian who worked at the car wash, put down as a power struggle in the hand car wash business.
 

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