In the hope if putting even more humour into this site, I propose a thread on one liners! I have recently oversdosed on films such as Zulu, The Hill, Man who would be King and some of the Army one liners are excellent!
Guy: I've got a condom with your name on it.
Girl: You must be mistaken. My name's not Durex Extra Small.
Guy: Kiss me and I'll tell you a secret.
Girl:I know your secret - I work at the clinic.
Guy:Bond. James Bond.
Girl: Off. P**s off.
Guy:I've come from another planet to seek out beautiful life forms.
Girl: Is that because your race is so ugly?
But top has to be one that actually happened to me a few years ago - a really good looking bloke came up to me at a nightclub bar and said 'Hi - would you like to dance' and gestured towards the dancefloor. I said yes and went ahead to a spot in the middle where there was room, only to turn round and see him still standing back at the bar, laughing. His explanation was that he had only asked if I wanted to dance and didn't say that he would dance too. Cheek. (It worked though.)