One Liner's

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by scousegit, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't.

    A. A Navel.

    Q. What's the difference between a wife and a wheelie bin?

    A. You only need to take out a wheelie bin once a week.

    Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?

    A. We DO taste like chicken.

    Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?

    A. Call her and tell her.

    Q. What's white, smells and can be found in panties?

    A. Clitty litter.

    Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?

    A. Goes-In-Tight.

    Q. Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?

    A. He decided to stick it out for one more year.

    Q. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

    A. Fur traders.

    8) :p SG