one liners during basic...

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  1. anyone know any good ones you get during basic training?
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  2. Well, this isn't from basic, but selection. When we were getting on the bus to head to Glencourse everyone sat down on their own a few seats away from the other lads and the corporal quipped: "Don't be shy lads - your mother wasn't!", which roused a few laughs.
  3. From Cpl Instructor....`Right, listen in! When Jesus spoke, his disciples were fukcers will be the same!`
  4. ye me too, i got a good one during selection.....

    staff sgt....all it is is a case of mind of matter....i dont mind an you dont matter
  5. I had a great one on my basic:

    WO2: "We're going to take you out in the hills to practice your nav. You'll all need a Puckapunyal Range Special, a map cover, a pencil and an eraser. Any questions?"

    SCDT: "Sir, what if we don't have a pencil?"

    WO2: "If you don't have a pencil, PEOPLE WILL DIE! Any other questions?"
  6. If it ain't raining it ain't training!
    Your in your own time now, and my teas a salad!
  7. Before someone says this topic has been done to death...... (I still enjoy it so bolloxs)

    "Recruit Blobby did you use a mirror to shave with this morning?"

    "Yes Corporal"

    "Well use a fcuking razor, it's sharper you cnut, drop and give me 20"
  8. balls in your court
    one furking sausage
  9. when i was in uniform you were in liquid form by the oc to the recruits

    Plt Sgt " I got one word for you........ FCUK YOU"
  10. Sgt Instr. on inspecting a recruit's ears:
    "I can see enough wax inside your ears to make a waxwork model of you & all your spots"
    Another one from the same Sgt:
    "You are so ugly you make Quasimodo look like Cary Grant". :roll:
  11. from a great corporal 'you fcukin shi'tdick' - directed at everyone for everything imaginable

    'I could make a louder noise than that bangin my cock against the armoury'
  12. Onmi: "Yes Sarge!!!"

    Pl Sgt: "Sarge? Sarge? I don't call you Stu, I call you Stupid!"
  13. Before a pass off parade.
    Pte smith "Cpl ash, do we have to wear army underwear for this parade"
    Answer " What do you think smith, do you really believe that the CO is going to ask you to drop your trousers?
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  14. Only thing which made me laugh pretty badly was well actual i laughed when i got outside but anyway was at selection, we were just getting our train tickets to go home after final interviews. i was in front of the guy he was going paras so i caught was said when walking out.

    Sgt: Number.
    Him: bla bla.
    Sgt: Where ever he was going home to.
    Him: Yes, Thank you Sgt.
    Me: Looks back hes still standing there.
    Sgt: Looks ups, "Well fcuk off then!"
  15. smart as a carrot