One Line

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  1. When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God
    Appeared
    and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men, who
    were
    true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were
    dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St.Peter."

    Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. The line
    of the
    men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the
    line of
    men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.

    God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be
    the
    head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not
    fulfilled
    your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."

    God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in
    this
    line?"

    The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here".