One less Welsh twitty

#6
Damn. I was hoping to read that Chubb had been killed in a freak Seal clubbing accident.

Oh well, one less thick fucking taff aint a bad thing I suppose. Its a start if nothing else.
 
#8
This was about three months ago. When the Police were called, a few others were found still digging, unaware of what had happened. A more recent case was in Ebbw Vale, on the site of a former steelworks 3 went a digging but only two returned. The cnuts put the electric out for a few thousand people for many hours. Well at least they won't do it again.
 
#9
Reading some of the comments at the bottom of the article (excluding the obvious ARRSE ones) looks like the septics have a sense of humour after all!
One less Junkie Criminal on the streets.
 
#12
FatBoyGeorge said:
A nice bit of overtime for the National Grid the lucky fuckers. The pikeys only get 130V max when the pilfer our telephone cable.
The pikeys are rife at it around Glasgow were following our gangs all over the country as we were recovering the old cables between the exchanges. Theey would just come in at night and rip the cables out with a truck.
 
#13
The_Seagull said:
Nah, he's probably already had about 8 kids already. Too late for a Darwin.
Wrong
http://www.darwinawards.com/rules/rules.children.html

Since a qualifier for DA candidacy is that the applicant "remove himself (gender inclusive) from the gene pool, it follows logically that once one is removed from the gene pool, one will not reproduce further. This subsequent lack of reproduction is an after-effect of the qualifying event. Therefore nominees with offspring still qualify by virtue of the fact that they will not contribute further."

The existence of offspring, though potentially deleterious to the gene pool, does not disqualify a nominee. Children inherit only half of each parent's genetic material and thus have their own chance to survive or snuff themselves. If, for instance, the offspring has inherited the "Play With Combustibles" gene, but also has inherited the "Use Caution When..." gene, then she is a potential innovator and asset to the human race. Therefore, each nominee is judged based on whether or not she has removed her own genes, without consideration to the number of offspring or, in the case of an elderly winner, the likelihood of producing more offspring.
 
#14
brettarider said:
FatBoyGeorge said:
A nice bit of overtime for the National Grid the lucky fuckers. The pikeys only get 130V max when the pilfer our telephone cable.
The pikeys are rife at it around Glasgow were following our gangs all over the country as we were recovering the old cables between the exchanges. Theey would just come in at night and rip the cables out with a truck.
Being in Norfolk, we have miles and miles of aerial routes out in the sticks and all the cunts do it secure the cable to their flat-beds and drive off; ripping it from the suspension wire for hundreds of meters.

All around the countryside is span after span of a single suspension wire with the odd joint left on the pole.
 
#16
His sister thought the police, breaking the news to her, meant he had fallen foul of a dwarf poltergeist


It is my duty to inform you that he fell victim to a dead short ?

Worse to follow
 
#18
The jobcentre clerk said he would suspend his dole if he fauiled to prove his fitness top work on the buses.

So he went out that night and proved a good conductor


Worse to follow
 
#19
knockknee said:
The jobcentre clerk said he would suspend his dole if he fauiled to prove his fitness top work on the buses.

So he went out that night and proved a good conductor


Worse to follow
Right, stop there and leave the internet immediately.
 
#20
It says in this panel that air breaks into conductivity at 500 volts per millimetre. Sounds interesting. Then further in it says can you divide 11000 by 500 ?

Wonder what the next bit says .......

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