One in the eye for "intelligent design"

Mr_Fingerz

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#2
This is disgraceful.

We have three wise men as witnesses, a virgin mother and God dressed up as a Ghost and a baby in a crib.

How much more proof do they need for Gods (er) sake.
 

Mr_Fingerz

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#3
Erm re the witnesses.

Depending on which version you read (Matthew or Luke), there were three gifts and a number of magi/kings/wise men. There were not however 3 magi/kings/wisemen.

Sorry to spoil xmas for you.
 
#4
To crib shamelessly from a comment on this the BBC's website a few years back, if we start teaching Intelligent Design in science classes then we have to give equal time to all of the world's other religions and theories as to how we all got here - in that equal credence kind of way.

Personally, I'm going to start campaigning on behalf of Aboriginal dreamtime.

But no doubt the Jedis and Druids'll be along to **** it up for all of us before you know it... bloody stick-waving, tattooed-covered ******* that they are.
 

Mr_Fingerz

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#5
What I really want to know is; did the ickle baby Jeebus play with the dinosaurs?
 
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Zarathustra

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#6
Richard Dawkins celebrates a victory over creationists | Education | The Observer (c) Gaurdian Newspapers

From todays on-line edition of The Observer. It would appear that creationists and those that promote the myth of "intelligent design" have been told to "do one" by the DfE.

Good.
I agree, the government shouldn't be paying for schools to teach this rubbish, if people care about it so much then should have no problem finding the funds themselves.

To crib shamelessly from a comment on this the BBC's website a few years back, if we start teaching Intelligent Design in science classes then we have to give equal time to all of the world's other religions and theories as to how we all got here - in that equal credence kind of way.

Personally, I'm going to start campaigning on behalf of Aboriginal dreamtime.

But no doubt the Jedis and Druids'll be along to **** it up for all of us before you know it... bloody stick-waving, tattooed-covered ******* that they are.
These should be covered in RE not science.
 

seaweed

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#7
Science classes should only teach science, and should make sure children understand the scientific method. .. render unto Caesar!
 
#9
Erm re the witnesses.

Depending on which version you read (Matthew or Luke), there were three gifts and a number of magi/kings/wise men. There were not however 3 magi/kings/wisemen.

Sorry to spoil xmas for you.
You didn't spoil anything for me I don't need an excuse to get drunk.

However you cant PROVE that there were not 3 wise men, so I will call them Phuoc, Loc and Tho. And here's a picture of them so they must be true.

lu_shou_phuoc_loc_tho_23407597.jpg
 
#10
Wow,aren't we all quick to believe the scientific community,about anything they spout,the same community who gave you "There is no link between infected beef,and CJD",and "the Celocanth has been extinct for millions of years",along with "There's no harm watching an Atomic explosion,from the deck of a ship",gullible,moi? :roll:
 

Mr_Fingerz

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#12
Thanks for that.

Not sure how that'll play with the true believers though.
 
#13
There were four wise monkeys. Who could speak and give gifts.

Hear no Evil on his donkey

See no Evil on his camel

Speak no evil on foot

And Evilcan Evil on his motorbike.

Blame my grandchildren ... primary school.
 
#14
When I was at school there was a Christmas carol going round that went something like:

We three kings of orient are
one in a taxi, one in a car
One on a scooter blowing the hooter
One with a fat cigar.

Er, that's four. Well, it was a Yorkshire socialist school. Komrad.
 
#15
The version we had was;

We three kings of orient are
one in a taxi, one in a car
One on a scooter blowing the hooter
smoking a fat cigar.
 
#16
The version we had was;

We three kings of orient are
one in a taxi, one in a car
One on a scooter blowing the hooter
smoking a fat cigar.
Were you in Yorkshire at the time?
 
#18
Hmmm you must have lived in a posh area then.
 
#19
Wow,aren't we all quick to believe the scientific community,about anything they spout,the same community who gave you "There is no link between infected beef,and CJD",and "the Celocanth has been extinct for millions of years",along with "There's no harm watching an Atomic explosion,from the deck of a ship",gullible,moi? :roll:
What did you type that on?
 
#20
The Panda- A uselessly camouflaged predator that has decided to eat wood with teeth and guts designed to eat meat, and which blatantly refuses to breed with its own species. (Presumably because of the bamboo scented farts from its prospective shag.)

If there's Intelligent Design by God, there's also F...ing Stupid Design by the Emperor Mong.


Are they going to teach that as well?
 

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