ONE in five Britons would prefer to have been born French

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  1. Dixie

    Dixie Crow

    Hello, I'm banned you know
     
  2. Devil_Dog

    Devil_Dog Crow

    I suppose one in every one Briton would prefer to have been born with a bigger dick too?Balls maybe?

    Ok ok calm down.Just kidding.
     
  3. Giblets

    Giblets War Hero

    I'd love to have been born French. My bad breath and tendency to run like fuck at the first sign of trouble would make me well at home!
     
  4. Devil_Dog

    Devil_Dog Crow

    I think it's the British desire to compensate for poor lovemaking skills.

    Don't forget your toothbrush!! :D
     
  5. Do you have any particular orifice where you'd like it shoved?


    Back to the topic, the survey questioned a seemingly representative 100 people in 10 towns known to have large illegal immigrant populations. Not quoted in the story was the majority reason why those questioned would have rather been born french. Their reply was, "To obtain EU citizenship so that we could legally enter Britain and receive state benefits".
     
  6. Devil_Dog

    Devil_Dog Crow

     
  7. Taz_786

    Taz_786 LE

    They dont mind the 10% unemployment rate then?
     
  8. Devil_Dog

    Devil_Dog Crow

    Better, I suppose ,than the 90% undersexed rate that they are currently living in. :muhaha:
     
  9. Thing is, probably not.
    The Frog attitude to work is different, lacking what used to be known as the Protestant Work Ethic.

    I love bashing the surrender monkeys, but I can se a definite attraction in their country vice our own.
     
  10. More monkey bashing perhaps?