I've shot a couple of foxes this weekend, and it got me thinking about what other animals I'd like to kill. The list got quite exhaustive but I think I've narrowed it down to two types. 1. The Flamingo, it would just be stood there, on one leg, thinking flamingo stuff and I'd leap out on it, in my urban pursuit underpants and simply kick it to death in a frenzied act of frenzied ultra violence. The shock would make all its flamingo pals panic, but because I'm restrained I'd only knack one. 2. The sea lion, preferably a performing one, as it leapt out of the water to grab a ball, or a fish or whatever sea lions grab I'd just lean forward and slapping its back with gripper rod before chasing it around using the slash and drag method on its back this time in my seagoing pursuit pants, ensuring I was covered in its entrails. If you could kill an animal, free from reprisals, what would it be?