So his house and backyard look like a fucking landfill and he's wondering why he can't sell it? Be fucked if I'd want some creepy trainspotter shuffling about my garden and wanking in all the train cabins either.
How did I know the phrase 'retired train driver" would crop up, even before I opened the link.
NEWSFLASH Driving trains is fucking boring! Spotting the fuckers is just limp.
Looks like he's got hoarding issues as well.
I would pay for a tour of his temporary garden structure. No windows, weird trapdoor things at ground level, minging maintenance yet immaculately tended lawn edges? This is not a man you would want to go on the lash with.