One for the paras

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  1. Sniff her saddle

    Princess' Diana's old bike is up for sale; think of the hours of gratification that could be had from sniffing that saddle until a giddy cum.

     
  2. Ahh, snurgling. The sport of kings.

    You can't beat a spot of schniffle piffle.

    Apparently Jonathan Ross is a fervent fan of qumphing. No doubt he'll be a strong bidder. Never one to miss a good snarfle. Especially when the snarfee is as regal as this one.
     
  3. Whats the correct term for sniffing ladies knickers
     

  4. Try pervert!!!!!!
     
  5. If you wish to try a pervert my dear... the Cad is your man.

    I believe the correct terminology for this particular perversion is Gusset Recce.
     
  6. Well if anyone would know about perversion im sure it would be you Cad.
     
  7. Flattery will get you everywhere my little Caledonian Filly!
     
  8. Disturbing gentlemen, very disturbing.
     

  9. I agree, the whole thing is a pointless exercise as any gusset related odour would have long since evaporated!

    Oh well looks like it's stealing hotpants from Kylies laundry basket again!

    (Chemotherapy make a ladies smalls so fragrant!)
     
  10. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Ah Cad; was that you I saw at the hospice the other day? You beat me to it.
     
  11. When I was in high school a sniffer of pants/ladies bicycle seats was referred to as a 'plamph' :?


    It still hurts....
     
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  13. Heavenly...
     
  14. Unless said knickers belong to a QA then it is known as suicide.