This is a copy of an open, unsigned letter to Laura Schlessinger - an American broadcaster who cited homosexuality as an abomination, on the authority of Leviticus 18. The correspondent, while applauding her firmness, seeks guidance on other questions. Here are some extracts: 1. "When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odour for the Lord (Lev. 1). The problem is my neighbours. They claim the odour is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?" 2. "I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 27. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?" 3. "I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of uncleanliness (Lev. 15). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offence." 4. "Lev. 25 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighbouring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?" 5. "Lev. 21 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?" 6. "I know from Lev. II that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?" 7. "My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev. 24). Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20)." Answers to help Laura on one side of a sheet of paper please.