One for the Met - watch and shoot!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by MrPVRd, Sep 7, 2005.

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  1. There will be no complaints from the masses about this Brazilian meeting an untimely demise at the hands of the Metropolitan Police. I bet that the Commissioner's attitude would be somewhat different though!


  2. Ah, the beauty of tautology in the wild.
  3. One Brazilian gets fucked by his poof boyfriend the other by the Met,shame its not the other way round prefarably while one is still sunk in the other,shoot 1 u get 1 free sort of thing.
  4. The word is catamite.
  5. What,like "Gay PTI","Lesbian Nun" or "Lying,Obnoxious,Incompetent,Corrupt New Labour MP"
  6. he, he, he !!!! :D
    edited as i am a mong!
  7. No it's "f*cking queer" not calamite or consort.
  8. Calamite? Is that something to do with lotion.............
  9. I thought it was a spread for toast or is that marmite
  10. Gentlemans Relish ? Anchovy based I believe...
  11. Something brown gets spread...

  12. Very good. Outstanding in fact. Still quietly chortling to myself.