one for the ladies amoung us

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by portlandbill, Dec 10, 2010.

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  1. 1. Men are like ..Laxatives ........ They irritate the crap out of you.

    2. Men are like.Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.

    3. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.

    4. Men are like .... BlendersYou need One, but you're not quite sure why
    5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

    6. Men are like ..Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.

    7. Men are likeDepartment Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off
    8. Men are like .......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to

    9. Men are like .... ..Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

    10. Men are like Popcorn..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

    11. Men are likeSnowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how
    many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

    12. Men are like .......Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not very bright.

    13. Men are likeParking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.