I WILL SURVIVE Female Version........... > >At first I was afraid, I was petrified. >By the ugly wa*nker that was lying by my side. >I would've drunk a little less, I would've >Tried to keep my head, >If I'd know for just one second I'd be in >Your crusty bed... > >I tried to go, walk out the door. >But I laughed so hard at your small knob that >I've fallen on the floor. >Your butts a pimply mess, it's just a broken-out >disgrace, >But I'd rather look at that, than at your >Fucken ugly face...! > > >I want to go, I've got to leave. >Your talk of chicks and football really makes >Me want to heave. >I only know I've got to stop my drinking >Spirits and the beer >Coz when I looked at you last night, you >Looked just like Richard Gere ! > > >I can't believe, that we both shagged. >You should be wearing concrete shoes or >Simply bound and gagged. >I'm fuckeng off right now, I'm jumping on the >Flippin' train >And I'm not stopping till I'm home and washed >Your greebies down the drain. > >Please let me go, I feel quite sick, >We had the worst se*x in the world and you're >An ugly prick >I should have shagged your gorgeous mate, at >least he's got a lovely flat > >But no I go and trust the booze and now I'm >Stuck with you, you twat. > >It's time to go, run out the door. >You look so ugly it should really be against the law. >I'm going to give up all the booze, I'm going >To have no stupid fun >Coz waking up beside your mug, just makes me >Want to be a nun ! > > >I WILL SURVIVE !