One Direction member signs for Doncaster Rovers

Mr_Fingerz

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Who gives one?
 
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Is he the fat one?
 
#10
I can only hope that his soccer career is so wildly successful as to prevent One Direction from ever performing again.
 
#11
I can only hope that his soccer career is so wildly successful as to prevent One Direction from ever performing again.
Perhaps the surge of 'Directioners' wishing to see their idol's first game will cause a crush, sadly killing the rest of One Direction under the feet of their lunatic devotees.
 

Joker62

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Crowds you say! I ve seen only two crowds in Doncaster, the clap clinic on Tuesday mornings and a sale in pound stretcher, I did see three people heading towards the stadium once!
You forgot Greggs.
 
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I stand to be corrected,but wasn't it Doncaster FC that was offering a game to anyone who was willing to part with 20K or so?
 
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goatrutar

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So a member of a gay boy band joins a football team?

Move along, nothing to see here.


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Louis Tomlinson of boyband One Direction has signed for Doncaster Rovers.

I can see it now, every home game, the stadium will be full of horny young ladies........wait....

"Hello Doncaster Rovers, i'd like to buy a season ticket please"
 
#18
Louis Tomlinson of boyband One Direction has signed for Doncaster Rovers.

I can see it now, every home game, the stadium will be full of horny young ladies........wait....

"Hello Doncaster Rovers, i'd like to buy a season ticket please"
Many under 13 though, and that means clink time
 
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Many under 13 though, and that means clink time
Was not thinking along the lines of the 13 year olds, the likes of the the one direction fan, tennis player Laura Robson would be however getting my attention.

So no clink time for me, not for underage shenanigans at least.
 

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