One Direction member signs for Doncaster Rovers

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by mcflurry, Aug 1, 2013.

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  1. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Who gives one?
  2. Probably his mam and dad.

    And the 2 million or so lunatic tweenage fans who are happy to 'stab [themselves] in the uterus' over GQ's coverage of them...
  3. OP - Do you follow the everyday activities of many boy bands?
  4. Only the unsigned ones who are desperate enough to sit on the casting couch...

    Nah, it popped up on Facebook from a friend.
  5. One way to pull the crowds in
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  7. Is he the fat one?
  8. Crowds you say! I ve seen only two crowds in Doncaster, the clap clinic on Tuesday mornings and a sale in pound stretcher, I did see three people heading towards the stadium once!
  9. I can only hope that his soccer career is so wildly successful as to prevent One Direction from ever performing again.
  10. Perhaps the surge of 'Directioners' wishing to see their idol's first game will cause a crush, sadly killing the rest of One Direction under the feet of their lunatic devotees.
  11. Compared to you or any normal being?
  12. You forgot Greggs.
  13. That's not a crowd mate.
    Pies are a religion to them so it's a congregation for worship!
  14. I stand to be corrected,but wasn't it Doncaster FC that was offering a game to anyone who was willing to part with 20K or so?