Just to cheer up the likes of Flashy and Canteen Cowboy, I thought I would relate a little tale of my shopping experience this morning. In Tesco's collecting my 'medicine' for the weekend I approached the checkout and put said items on the conveyor belt for processing and placing in my nice Tesco shopping bag (lasts for life they say - not sure if that means mine or the bag though). Anyway the checkout dolly looks up at me and says: "I remember who you remind me of now" Me - shoulders back, stomach being hastily, if unsuccessfully pulled in, says nonchalantly: "Oh, really?" (simper simper) (eat your heart out George Clooney, Sean Connery et al) "Yes" she says, "Don Estelle from It Ain't Half Hot Mum" So - for sale - one battered ego. Its enough to turn a man to drink. FFS I was not even a Gunner. DB2 - I hope you do her mum tonight.