One ball is all you need.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Bushmills, Feb 19, 2012.

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  1. Have you only got 1 ball to?
    Is this why you have dug up this shite story?
  2. hitler_2110666b.jpg

    He is saying "mien lad ischt abouten dis big now".
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  3. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    But without however DNA testing, which would conclusively settle the matter one way or the other.

    If we are to believe every story of Hitler fathering children on his travels, he would have had enough to start "Lederhosen FC".

    Another story has Hitler living for a year or two in Blackpool - I look forward to the blue plaque appearing on the wall of a house saying Hitler started writing Mien Kampf here...


  4. Surely you mean.....mein junge ist schon soooooooo gross
  5. He also went to Liverpool apparently. Here's his favourite pub

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  6. He couldn't have liked it that much since they tried to bomb it to feck'.

  7. He wasn't as stupid as he's made out then.
  8. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    Opps - slightly misremembered the story. Hitler wanted Blackpool for a holiday resort for himself after he'd won the war.

    Adolf Hitler saved Blackpool from Blitz because he wanted it as a personal playground - Telegraph

    Sometimes fact is stranger than fiction.

  9. Adolf Hitler may have blitzed much of Britain's heritage but Blackpool was spared because he wanted it as a personal playground after the war, new documents suggest. The Fuhrer dreamed of his troops goose-stepping down the Golden Mile and unfurling the Swaztika on top of Blackpool Tower, it was revealed.

    His invasion plans of Great Britain included making the Lancashire resort a headquarters for his paratroopers and also a "playground" for him and his men.

    The plan explains why Blackpool escaped almost unscathed from the Luftwaffe's bombing blitz despite the fact the RAF built hundreds of Wellington bombers in the town and thousands of troops went on leave there.

    Makes you wish he'd won TBH.
  10. There are those who believe that AH was having it off with Wagners Welsh daughter in law. Apparently the result, a girl, still lives in Wales to this day.
  11. here is the little sod-creepy.

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  12. Is that why he invaded France? To get paternal visiting rights?
  13. think he just wanted to drop of the rusty coathanger for his mistress