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One Ambitious Lady..... !!!

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Super-sized mother Donna Simpson already weighs 43 stone, but she wants to nearly double her size to become the world's fattest woman. The 42-year-old from New Jersey, U.S, is set on reaching the 1,000lb mark (71st) in just two years. Remarkably she insists she is healthy, despite now needing a mobility scooter when she goes shopping. ... :hungry:

"Wail on Sunday' 14th Mach 2010.
 

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uncle_vanya said:
Super-sized mother Donna Simpson already weighs 43 stone, but she wants to nearly double her size to become the world's fattest woman. The 42-year-old from New Jersey, U.S, is set on reaching the 1,000lb mark (71st) in just two years. Remarkably she insists she is healthy, despite now needing a mobility scooter when she goes shopping. ... :hungry:

"Wail on Sunday' 14th Mach 2010.
Mobility JCB more like
 
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You wouldnt want it sat on your face after it had been for a long walk on a summers day would you?



I hope she has to pay for medical care when she is no longer able to feed her fat self.
 
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[quote="Gren"]You wouldnt want it sat on your face after it had been for a long walk on a summers day would you?
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No problem, just use my dick as snorkel. Sorted. :D
 
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Gren said:
You wouldnt want it sat on your face after it had been for a long walk on a summers day would you?
Luckily, the chances of that would appear to be a good deal slimmer than she is!

If ever there was a need for proof that humanity's fucked, this bint supplies it in spades...
 
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smartascarrots said:
Gren said:
You wouldnt want it sat on your face after it had been for a long walk on a summers day would you?
Luckily, the chances of that would appear to be a good deal slimmer than she is!

If ever there was a need for proof that humanity's fucked, this bint supplies it in spades...
Hate to say it, but I think I've seen her before on some late-night sky channel. From what I remember, her boyfriend/husband is a rather pumped-up black guy. And yes, it was real life, not porn. 8O
 
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:rofl: Hoo the fek do these fat moonters wipe the old hoop-hole after dumping 20 Lbs of shoite down the khazi... assuming the khazi doesn't disappear between wobble bottom and clunge.... :scratch:

... Certainly wouldn't want one to sit on me face after squeezing some 30 Lbs of 'gunk' out the old chocolate factory hole...... must stink after a really hot day with no air-con...... that's on top of the stink of rotting fish coming from ye clunge-ole....... :wtf: :pukel:
 

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