One Ambitious Lady..... !!!

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  1. Super-sized mother Donna Simpson already weighs 43 stone, but she wants to nearly double her size to become the world's fattest woman. The 42-year-old from New Jersey, U.S, is set on reaching the 1,000lb mark (71st) in just two years. Remarkably she insists she is healthy, despite now needing a mobility scooter when she goes shopping. ... :hungry:

    "Wail on Sunday' 14th Mach 2010.
     

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  2. Mobility JCB more like
     
  3. You wouldnt want it sat on your face after it had been for a long walk on a summers day would you?



    I hope she has to pay for medical care when she is no longer able to feed her fat self.
     
  4. [quote="Gren"]You wouldnt want it sat on your face after it had been for a long walk on a summers day would you?
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    No problem, just use my dick as snorkel. Sorted. :D
     
  5. Hopefully it'll give her a heart attack.
     
  6. I can think of other records to go for
     
  7. Saw a film the other night called Feed.If you enjoy the ladies with the fuller figure.Look out for it.
     
  8. Well, someone's got to say it;

    I'd do her!
     
  9. Good luck with that.
     
  10. She'd eat you - and not in the way you want.
     
  11. Not when you're already as fat as that!!


    I suppose she works hard for a living to earn all the money she needs for food.
     
  12. You'd be using my arrse as a contraceptive!! :p
     
  13. Is she survives that long.
     
  14. Here's an appetizer for you - chubby chaser :lol:

    Linky
     
  15. pfft....she's a bloody lightweight! Skinny bitch!