There was a land, called ARRSE. It had a couple of arrse users, they used to have fun. Sometimes, they went on crawls and met other people. Sometimes, they got stalked Flashy. We didn't mind though, because it was fun. Someone, another 30000 members joined, they didn't understand The Rules and it all suddenly went wrong, with people asking the same questions again and again. Things that had been asked 4 years ago and they just couldn't be bothered looking. There are big boys, known as Moderators that look after the place. If you don't like it, complain to them. In the meantime, if you have nothing good to say, keep it to yourselves. Happy New Year. Snailio xxx P.S. Also bear in mind that there are about 400 visitors on here at anytime, not always squaddies, who will be only pleased to quote you on the front page of a rag.