On tour present - What would you want?

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  1. Have been asked to come up with some suggestions by next weekend so thought you lot could help.

    Imagine this - Your mid way through your tour of whichever sandy crappy place your in and you receive a present from your Battalion worth about £100 - What would you like, apart from the obvious - booze, birds, explosives etc.

    I was thinking a gift voucher from Amazon but perhaps someone will come up with a better suggestion.
  2. A flight back is less than £100, so I'll have that please.
  3. 4 days off. Where I'm moved to the best camp in the area as far as welfare is concerned. Put in a tent where I can't be spammed to work and left alone to mind my own business!
  4. A decent top shelf magazine and somewhere private for an hour........
  5. Swimming pool, champagne & a damn good nosh.
  6. Sand, a radiator and a mosquito farm.

    Alternatively, what about something like a camera/helmet cam? Or just shoite loads of porn and haribo.
  7. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
  8. Talking of Haribo:

    bag loads of MAOAM's :D :D
  9. A "Fleshlight".

    (for an explanation, just put the term into Google. Though probably not best done at work)
  10. IPOD (In case of capture by Elite Iranian Matelots)
  11. My name exposed on a US website - so I have to come home.
  12. Why? Terry isn't going to single you out for special treatment just because you've got the clap...
  13. either shiny gadget of some sort .or box of luxries sweeties toiltries etc
    Even a few bags of haribro would be apprecitaed .