On the topic of new "syndromes"...

#1
... here's one that has popped up of late here in the USA that should strike fear into the hearts of men...

Gentlemen, this is worse than PMS/T/whatever you want to call it... I give you..

PMDD <<< Clicky thing!

A sample:-

Do you have unpleasant, disturbing emotional and physical symptoms before your monthly menstrual periods? Do these symptoms disrupt your life and interfere with your usual activities and your relationships with others? Do the symptoms go away when your flow begins or shortly thereafter, only to return before your next period?
The only difference I see is a few doctors making some extra cash...

Discuss...
 
#2
Symptoms 1 to 10 seem like a normal day in Casa Carrots.

1. Very depressed mood, feeling hopeless
2. Marked anxiety, tension, edginess
3. Sudden mood shifts (crying easily, extreme sensitivity)
4. Persistent, marked irritability, anger, increased conflicts
5. Loss of interest in usual activities work, school, socializing
6. Difficulty concentrating and staying focused
7. Fatigue, tiredness, loss of energy
8. Marked appetite change, overeating, food cravings
9. Insomnia (difficulty sleeping) or sleeping too much
10. Feeling out of control or overwhelmed
11. Physical symptoms such as weight gain, bloating, breast tenderness or swelling, headache, and muscle or joint aches and pains
Sometimes The Jade Dream gets them, as well.
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#6
They used to have a good cure for that. For the bloke, a public house, for the woman, a good slap.

Ahhhh, my smoking jacket, I'm afraid it's the wrong one, could you get my smock and brollie, and a carriage . . .
 
#8
smartascarrots said:
Symptoms 1 to 10 seem like a normal day in Casa Carrots.

1. Very depressed mood, feeling hopeless
2. Marked anxiety, tension, edginess
3. Sudden mood shifts (crying easily, extreme sensitivity)
4. Persistent, marked irritability, anger, increased conflicts
5. Loss of interest in usual activities work, school, socializing
6. Difficulty concentrating and staying focused
7. Fatigue, tiredness, loss of energy
8. Marked appetite change, overeating, food cravings
9. Insomnia (difficulty sleeping) or sleeping too much
10. Feeling out of control or overwhelmed
11. Physical symptoms such as weight gain, bloating, breast tenderness or swelling, headache, and muscle or joint aches and pains
I note that most Arrse Maidens have steered well clear of this emotive subject

No1...goes without saying.

No2...always

I thought no 3 was standard woman practice.

No 4 especially when you leave the seat up.

No 5 when things get complicated..(how to use a remote) FFs

No 6 when driving.....standard

No 7 when its housework time........hey not my Job..i cant see dust.

No 8 Post Diet normal

No 9 due to me snoring after a night on the Pi$$

No 10 (see no 6)

No 11 after a night out with Taffridge/MDN
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#9
Ignore it. Women bat on about 'symptoms' for the same reason they fake orgasm. They think we give a fuck, the fools.
 
#10
Sounds like a syndrome with a catch-all list of symptoms that can be used as a defence in a court of law. And currently wanting to disembowel someone for their crass insensitivity, I think I'll start cherry-picking just which symptoms to play up! :twisted:

Monday, bloody Monday.......................!
 
#11
I was planning on using symptoms 1,4 and 10 as my defence when i commit the perfect murder....probably on a mutant from the land of sand, given the serious medical condition ive now decided i have i think i could probably get away with slapped wrists and being bound over. :twisted:
 
#12
1. Very depressed mood, feeling hopeless
2. Marked anxiety, tension, edginess
3. Sudden mood shifts (crying easily, extreme sensitivity)
4. Persistent, marked irritability, anger, increased conflicts
5. Loss of interest in usual activities work, school, socializing
6. Difficulty concentrating and staying focused
7. Fatigue, tiredness, loss of energy
8. Marked appetite change, overeating, food cravings
9. Insomnia (difficulty sleeping) or sleeping too much
10. Feeling out of control or overwhelmed
11. Physical symptoms such as weight gain, bloating, breast tenderness or swelling, headache, and muscle or joint aches and pains

My current symptoms of choice are highlighted.

And my current method of choice to inflict pain has evolved from simple disembowlment to being hung, drawn then quartered. And if the person can still even attempt to yell 'freedom' at any time during the process, then I'll know I am doing something wrong and just have to start again, tho more slowly. :twisted:
 
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