On the topic of new "syndromes"...

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  1. ... here's one that has popped up of late here in the USA that should strike fear into the hearts of men...

    Gentlemen, this is worse than PMS/T/whatever you want to call it... I give you..

    PMDD <<< Clicky thing!

    A sample:-

    The only difference I see is a few doctors making some extra cash...

  2. Symptoms 1 to 10 seem like a normal day in Casa Carrots.

    Sometimes The Jade Dream gets them, as well.
  3. I used to have all those symptoms, but i found the cure...DIVORCE..
  4. You re never cured...........you re a Woman
  5. You may want to avoid symptom number 4 seb....
  6. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    They used to have a good cure for that. For the bloke, a public house, for the woman, a good slap.

    Ahhhh, my smoking jacket, I'm afraid it's the wrong one, could you get my smock and brollie, and a carriage . . .
  7. I work in the land of Sand no 4 is a normal day...........bloody ragheads
  9. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Ignore it. Women bat on about 'symptoms' for the same reason they fake orgasm. They think we give a fuck, the fools.
  10. Sounds like a syndrome with a catch-all list of symptoms that can be used as a defence in a court of law. And currently wanting to disembowel someone for their crass insensitivity, I think I'll start cherry-picking just which symptoms to play up! :twisted:

    Monday, bloody Monday.......................!
  11. I was planning on using symptoms 1,4 and 10 as my defence when i commit the perfect murder....probably on a mutant from the land of sand, given the serious medical condition ive now decided i have i think i could probably get away with slapped wrists and being bound over. :twisted:
  12. 1. Very depressed mood, feeling hopeless
    2. Marked anxiety, tension, edginess
    3. Sudden mood shifts (crying easily, extreme sensitivity)
    4. Persistent, marked irritability, anger, increased conflicts
    5. Loss of interest in usual activities work, school, socializing
    6. Difficulty concentrating and staying focused
    7. Fatigue, tiredness, loss of energy
    8. Marked appetite change, overeating, food cravings
    9. Insomnia (difficulty sleeping) or sleeping too much
    10. Feeling out of control or overwhelmed
    11. Physical symptoms such as weight gain, bloating, breast tenderness or swelling, headache, and muscle or joint aches and pains

    My current symptoms of choice are highlighted.

    And my current method of choice to inflict pain has evolved from simple disembowlment to being hung, drawn then quartered. And if the person can still even attempt to yell 'freedom' at any time during the process, then I'll know I am doing something wrong and just have to start again, tho more slowly. :twisted:
  13. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    What you doing Friday?