On the subject of romance...

#1
A hotly(?) debated topic in many areas of the military, I'm sure. Razor or Immac? I'm not gay or ought but which is best for defluffing the, for want of a better word, scrote? Romantic trip coming up you see and what the lady wants, the lady gets.
 
#2
empty_vessel said:
A hotly(?) debated topic in many areas of the military, I'm sure. Razor or Immac? I'm not gay or ought but which is best for defluffing the, for want of a better word, scrote? Romantic trip coming up you see and what the lady wants, the lady gets.
Your (most) noise coming through loud but not very clear.
 
#3
Get 'the lady' to do it for you! :lol:

Seriously though I think there was a thread about this before. Your best bet is depliatory cream or wax (for longer lasting less itchy results!)
 
#4
rub vim into them and do b*llocky lunges over an upturned bass broom head.

if using clippers a word of caution ... feeding your hairy brain to them will result in extreme pain and a scrotum that looks like a chick that fell out of a nest and got run over by a car.
 
#5
Have to stick my ore in here. If you shave & you ever come across a lady that also shaves, you could have a bit of a problem. When you both get a bit stubbley, you kind of stick together like velcro. Amusing, but slightly embarassing.

Must say though that shaving makes your bits look bigger. Do you need this optical illusion?
 
#8
take the back mudguard off a mountain bike and go for a ride in the nip ... at a decent speed simply slip back and down, and avoiding the brake caliper let your knobbly off road tyres smooth away those unsightly hairs.
 
#12
Ffs, you dont need to go the whole hog and do a Duncan Goodhew, just the thought of a back, sack & crack has made my nads crawl up inside my body cavity.
Get yourself a beard trimmer from Boots, and have a general tidy up. Do it while your sober and you should be able to avoid lacerating your Belsen purse.
 
#13
meh its not that bad, my misses works in a salon and one of her mates waxes my bits for free (i do need to optical tricks)
 
#14
Have used a normal razor (as in mach3) before without any damage, though great gontrol is probably best and no beer. Done in the bath you can't go wrong (well you can, but lets be positive)

Hope your missus appreciates your efforts.
 
#17
FFS go to a salon and get it over and done with quickly, cheaply and preferably by an attractive young woman in a quasi-medical, zip-up outfit that will get your imagination going.

Doing it yourself is just a recipe for scrotal disaster, how the fcuk are you going to have a romantic shagfest of a weekend when your balls look like they've been put through a low-quality paper-shredder?

V!
 
#18
It would also be a bad thing if you are allergic to the waxing, you bits swell up & become so sensitive so can't bare anyone to touch them.
 
#19
Surely if your hair getsmolten wax pured on it then forcefully ripped away pulling all the hair folicles out of that delicate bit of skin....its bound to tickle somewhat, nevermind swell up and hurt. Though if your wifes friend has soothing lotion and is willing to apply it......
 

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