On the pull tonight...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Daz_of_hudds, Jan 23, 2009.

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  1. Anyone have any decent tips?

    Daz :p
  2. Get a personality. You twa.t..
  3. Dress like a whore, loads of lippy and green eye-liner.

    Wear FMBs and drink loads of Bacardi Brezzers.

    They're the type of whores I always go for.

    Low standards y'see!
  4. Me or Montigny :roll:

    If me... Got one thanks, its shti but its there :D
  5. WTF!! Are you 15?
  6. Yes, don't you ugly tw@. It'll only end in tears and a rape charge.
  7. Circumcised black men usually. I find the smooth, aubergine glans, topped with a beautiful pee-slit gorgeous.
  8. Nah, just siht at pulling 8)
  9. Avoid dis-appointment; go ugly early.....
  10. Oldies, Don't yell, don't tell, and are as greatfull as hell.
  11. Get a fattie always good for drunken fun and she will wake up hungry and make bacon sarnies win-win!
  12. I've got a 14" tongue and I can breathe through my ears got me in with Cherie Bliar. Last year, too.
  13. You can't pull in Huddersfield? jeez, as long as it is Male and has a pulse the local lasses will sh*g it if you buy them a blue wicked and a kebab! :?
  14. HAHAHA... Friday night at camel mate, all the metal birds. Your right tho the local birds are dirty

    Daz :lol: