Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Daz_of_hudds, Jan 23, 2009.
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Anyone have any decent tips?
Get a personality. You twa.t..
Dress like a whore, loads of lippy and green eye-liner.
Wear FMBs and drink loads of Bacardi Brezzers.
They're the type of whores I always go for.
Low standards y'see!
Me or Montigny
If me... Got one thanks, its shti but its there
WTF!! Are you 15?
Yes, don't you ugly tw@. It'll only end in tears and a rape charge.
Circumcised black men usually. I find the smooth, aubergine glans, topped with a beautiful pee-slit gorgeous.
Nah, just siht at pulling
Avoid dis-appointment; go ugly early.....
Oldies, Don't yell, don't tell, and are as greatfull as hell.
Get a fattie always good for drunken fun and she will wake up hungry and make bacon sarnies win-win!
I've got a 14" tongue and I can breathe through my ears got me in with Cherie Bliar. Last year, too.
You can't pull in Huddersfield? jeez, as long as it is Male and has a pulse the local lasses will sh*g it if you buy them a blue wicked and a kebab!
HAHAHA... Friday night at camel mate, all the metal birds. Your right tho the local birds are dirty
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