On the first day of Christmas, my True Love sent to me...

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  1. ... an Eric Cantona.
  2. Two Cantonas
  3. Three Cantonas
  4. On the second Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

    One Eric Cantona

    Two big fuck off bags and a ticket for a plane.
  5. On the third day of Christmas my true (G4) love gave to me, the 1033.
  6. Lucky it wasnt a round of applause.
  7. Four Cantonas
  8. Another bottle o' the Crater! Oh joy blankity blank until the new year!
  9. Giving it a bit of a nudge, aren't you, mate? :wink:
  10. wait, out...
  11. I didn't say I had the nerve to open it yet,just blankity blank,(you wouldn't want me to use explitives would you)when an unexpected welcome gift comes your way, and come the new year comes HEY,who cares!
  12. Ignore me, I'm just jealous; I gave it up over a year ago, and am consequently bored shitless... :roll:
  13. Shall I put you on a large NATO?
  14. Why thank you, I've got some cream left over from Christmas too...