Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Monty417, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A Scouser, hit by the recession, is wandering gloomily along the side of the Mersey, when he sees a guy drowning out in deep water. He pulls off his shoes, jacket and trousers and dives in without hesitation. He swims rapidly towards the drowning man with a small crowd urging him on. As he gets near, the guy shouts. "Fuck off! I'm committing suicide." The scouser says. " Keep your voice down mate, I just want to know where you work."