On The Buses

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by Spasmcasm, Jul 13, 2013.

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  1. As I got off the number eleven bus this morning, I said to the woman in front of me,
    "Excuse me love, you've got some semen in the back of your hair...."
    "Oh it's probably shampoo I haven't washed off properly" she replied

    "No" I added, "I don't ejaculate shampoo...."
     
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