on p1ssing purple and black chunks

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  1. A consequence of a urinary tract infection that I contracted somewhere (no, really). People say it's like p1ssing razor blades, but it's not.

    It's like p1ssing blunt, rusty, broken, WHITE HOT razor blades whilst sweating bullets...a quite different experience, I assure you. :omfg:

    Joyous interlude rounded off nicely by stunningly beautiful B.Med graduate taking notes as my doctor (a Vietnam veteran battalion MO) cheerfully told me that my urine sample was "loaded with pus"

    I've leaked ever since.

    Just thought you'd like to know.
  2. Glad to hear you saw a doc.

    Pissing purple made me think of HM George III who pissed purple during the time he was "mad" but had a kidney disease.
  3. Situation complicated somewhat by my thinking it was the clap (I was very naive) and letting it persist for several character-building days before seeking help :oops:
  4. Thanks for sharing. 8O
  5. Quite all right-it was a pleasure :twisted:
  6. Going through it now matey. And the missus dont beleive that its not an STD!
  7. That's because it isn't you sly dog!

    T C
  8. I think the yoof have a term that describes this quite nicely.... "Overshare". :D

    Just make sure you inform all... ahem,... concerned parties :wink:
  9. Are you sure that you've not been eating too much Blackberry Jelly?
  10. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Strangely enough so did I after having one of your namesakes jewellry fitted. Couldn't w*nk for month :x
  11. EEEEEEEWWW...and I thought chunks were bad! 8O
  12. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Perspective is always a good thing :wink:

    Mind you worst £10 bet I ever made :x

    Playing the xylophone/glockenspeil was always a favorite party trick tho 8)
  13. Why? Why would you do that to yourself?
  14. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Code of the drunken bet :x
  15. makes me glad I don't drink (any more) or bet!