A consequence of a urinary tract infection that I contracted somewhere (no, really). People say it's like p1ssing razor blades, but it's not. It's like p1ssing blunt, rusty, broken, WHITE HOT razor blades whilst sweating bullets...a quite different experience, I assure you. Joyous interlude rounded off nicely by stunningly beautiful B.Med graduate taking notes as my doctor (a Vietnam veteran battalion MO) cheerfully told me that my urine sample was "loaded with pus" I've leaked ever since. Just thought you'd like to know.