on p1ssing purple and black chunks

#1
A consequence of a urinary tract infection that I contracted somewhere (no, really). People say it's like p1ssing razor blades, but it's not.

It's like p1ssing blunt, rusty, broken, WHITE HOT razor blades whilst sweating bullets...a quite different experience, I assure you. :omfg:

Joyous interlude rounded off nicely by stunningly beautiful B.Med graduate taking notes as my doctor (a Vietnam veteran battalion MO) cheerfully told me that my urine sample was "loaded with pus"

I've leaked ever since.

Just thought you'd like to know.
 
#2
Glad to hear you saw a doc.

Pissing purple made me think of HM George III who pissed purple during the time he was "mad" but had a kidney disease.
 
#3
Situation complicated somewhat by my thinking it was the clap (I was very naive) and letting it persist for several character-building days before seeking help :oops:
 
#6
Going through it now matey. And the missus dont beleive that its not an STD!
 
#8
auscam said:
Pitswamper said:
Thanks for sharing. 8O
Quite all right-it was a pleasure :twisted:
I think the yoof have a term that describes this quite nicely.... "Overshare". :D

Just make sure you inform all... ahem,... concerned parties :wink:
 

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#10
PrinceAlbert said:
Are you sure that you've not been eating too much Blackberry Jelly?

Strangely enough so did I after having one of your namesakes jewellry fitted. Couldn't w*nk for month :x
 

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#12
auscam said:
rampant said:
PrinceAlbert said:
Are you sure that you've not been eating too much Blackberry Jelly?

Strangely enough so did I after having one of your namesakes jewellry fitted. Couldn't w*nk for month :x
EEEEEEEWWW...and I thought chunks were bad! 8O
Perspective is always a good thing :wink:

Mind you worst £10 bet I ever made :x

Playing the xylophone/glockenspeil was always a favorite party trick tho 8)
 

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#14
Markintime said:
rampant said:
PrinceAlbert said:
Are you sure that you've not been eating too much Blackberry Jelly?

Strangely enough so did I after having one of your namesakes jewellry fitted. Couldn't w*nk for month :x
Why? Why would you do that to yourself?
Code of the drunken bet :x
 
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#16
auscam said:
rampant said:
Markintime said:
rampant said:
PrinceAlbert said:
Are you sure that you've not been eating too much Blackberry Jelly?

Strangely enough so did I after having one of your namesakes jewellry fitted. Couldn't w*nk for month :x
Why? Why would you do that to yourself?
Code of the drunken bet :x
makes me glad I don't drink (any more) or bet!
I still have my PA in......it's for winners :D
 
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#19
rampant said:
And since we're in the Naafi, its safe for this:


This is not mine of course, mine was a complete ring.
Mine is, and always will be a complete ring.
 
#20
rampant said:
And since we're in the Naafi, its safe for this:




This is not mine of course, mine was a complete ring.
Thanks for that....I hadn't really enjoyed my breakfast in any case and the 'puter needed a good cleaning.

:puker:
 
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