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On Duty, during Easter stand Down

#7
armchair_jihad said:
indoubitabley said:
Who else is on duty, wasting time, while everyone else is on leave???

I am, and its boring the shit out out of me.
Yep - does the clock move faster if you stare at it?
I've only been doing that for 3 days, I need more time to give you a proper answer!!
 

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#8
indoubitabley said:
armchair_jihad said:
indoubitabley said:
Who else is on duty, wasting time, while everyone else is on leave???

I am, and its boring the shit out out of me.
Yep - does the clock move faster if you stare at it?
I've only been doing that for 3 days, I need more time to give you a proper answer!!
Been doing it for 2 years. Still not sure it works. In fact, clock seems to go backwards whenever there is a traffic report on radio, and some smug prat tells me that ques at airports are expected and roads to coasts will be busy. And I'm still working and staring.
 
#12
2 bank holidays!!!

In my day, there was no such thing as a bank holiday, and on our days off, not that we had any, our father used to beat us around the head with a comically oversized mallet, and we were gratefull for it.
 
#15
indoubitabley said:
BB51 said:
Guys,

Dont get a sad on - just get a mag on and stag on.

Obviously I am standing down for a week at COP today.
I hope you die a slow and painful death.
I will be trying my best this weekend by drinking and smoking as much as possible.
 

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