On Duty, during Easter stand Down

Who else is on duty, wasting time, while everyone else is on leave???

I am, and its boring the shit out out of me.
 

Legs

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Join the club. Thank God for Arrse....
 
It's Easter Friday here - nearly anyway I'm on a desert island - it's pissing down and I'm on the dry!
Great.
 
I've just noticed I have a forth medal, well worth doing duty post collecter!
 
indoubitabley said:
Who else is on duty, wasting time, while everyone else is on leave???

I am, and its boring the shit out out of me.
Yep - does the clock move faster if you stare at it?
 
armchair_jihad said:
indoubitabley said:
Who else is on duty, wasting time, while everyone else is on leave???

I am, and its boring the shit out out of me.
Yep - does the clock move faster if you stare at it?
I've only been doing that for 3 days, I need more time to give you a proper answer!!
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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indoubitabley said:
armchair_jihad said:
indoubitabley said:
Who else is on duty, wasting time, while everyone else is on leave???

I am, and its boring the shit out out of me.
Yep - does the clock move faster if you stare at it?
I've only been doing that for 3 days, I need more time to give you a proper answer!!
Been doing it for 2 years. Still not sure it works. In fact, clock seems to go backwards whenever there is a traffic report on radio, and some smug prat tells me that ques at airports are expected and roads to coasts will be busy. And I'm still working and staring.
 
Ozduke said:
indoubitabley said:
I've just noticed I have a forth medal, well worth doing duty post collecter!
Many, many congratulations.
I've probably had it since November, I only pay attention when it's kicking off (My medals don't tend to kick off that often).
 
2 bank holidays!!!

In my day, there was no such thing as a bank holiday, and on our days off, not that we had any, our father used to beat us around the head with a comically oversized mallet, and we were gratefull for it.
 

BB51

Old-Salt
Guys,

Dont get a sad on - just get a mag on and stag on.

Obviously I am standing down for a week at COP today.
 
BB51 said:
Guys,

Dont get a sad on - just get a mag on and stag on.

Obviously I am standing down for a week at COP today.
I hope you die a slow and painful death.
 

BB51

Old-Salt
indoubitabley said:
BB51 said:
Guys,

Dont get a sad on - just get a mag on and stag on.

Obviously I am standing down for a week at COP today.
I hope you die a slow and painful death.
I will be trying my best this weekend by drinking and smoking as much as possible.
 

BB51

Old-Salt
indoubitabley said:
Thank you.
No problem. Would love to stay and chat but its gone 1200hrs now and I have to go now to lock up. You be sure to have a nice weekend.
 
BB51 said:
indoubitabley said:
Thank you.
No problem. Would love to stay and chat but its gone 1200hrs now and I have to go now to lock up. You be sure to have a nice weekend.
Slow. and. painfull.
 

BB51

Old-Salt
Now Now pick the teddy up from the corner.

Bye Bye.
 
Don't like the bloody teddy.

You pick it up.
 

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